Animals Funny Quotes 2





You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.







It is only in the English language that people recite at a play and play at a recital.





I was proven right that I had the right of way.






How come you never hear of a combobulated, gruntled, ruly,or peccable person?





Why is it that whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same?







A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.





If brother becomes Brethren, why doesn't mother become Methren?







A lone mouse can transform into a whole set of mice, But it's impossible for a single house to become a whole block of hice. (It becomes houses)







A hat in the plural doesn't become hose. And a cat in the plural doesn't become cose.







I had to subject the subject to a series of tests










When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.