When the stars are out, they are visible,
When the lights are out, they are invisible
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different?
How can 'A Slim Chance' and 'A Fat Chance' be the same?
Why are 'A Wise man' and 'A Wise guy' opposites?
I did not object to the object.
If tooth becomes teeth, why doesn't booth become beeth?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
How come Writers write but Fingers don't fing?
And Grocers don't groce and Hammers don't ham?
A box in the plural becomes is boxes.
But an Ox in the plural never becomes oxes. (It becomes Oxen).
A lone mouse can transform into a whole set of mice,
But it's impossible for a single house to become a whole block of hice. (It becomes houses).
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
